DPR's Magical Fun Time
Overcome Your Programming And Be A Better Man

thechrisgethardshow:

When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.

This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.

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princesshimelda:

princesshimelda:

i should have gone into chemistry bc today i managed to make rice, seaweed, egg, and soy sauce taste like cheddar macaroni and cheese

it’s been almost 24 hours and i’m still confused as to how this happened

The egg and soy sauce would lend fat and salt, respectively.  You can make scrambled eggs taste like cheese very easily.  The seaweed (I’m using experience with kombu, but the general flavor is pretty consistent.) probably gave the dish a sort of musty, savory flavor.  The flavor of the rice could easily be covered up by the above.  Voilà, mac and cheese for the lactose intolerant. 

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

narrrnian:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

IM NOT A MUGGLE

Okay, I’ll bite.

xochitlmictlan:

noreason2gohome:

The Sum of All Evil by The Chapman Brothers

dAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

I wonder if anyone else thought of “The Brothers Chaps,” at first…

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half



WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?


That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

pandyplace:

you guys kinda went nuts over the first one so here’s another!

yaaaay google!

(I couldn’t find a babs pic from the show off of google so I got a picture from the Peopleofmotorcity tumblr ;u;)

Goddammit

I gone and given myself mind-cancer. I was thinking of how I want to make the flamesaw staff from Motorcity. I then realized that it would be pretty awesome to get a pic of it with a Kanaya cosplayer. My brain then crossed the streams into some crazyshit au with the trolls heading different gangs. Kanaya replacing Mike, Feferi replacing The Duke, I can’t decide whether Eridan would be #2 or Rayon. Equius could be Texas because STRONG, but I don’t think that the cockiness would fit. That’s not even getting into the kids, the pre-scratch trolls or carapacians. Gamzee would be with the Terras, Fef might actually replace Kaia. This would kinda fit if it were similar to Hemostuck. That would also free up the Duke to be Eridan…


All in all, this has a lot of potential to be great or really awful.

How to make me cry in ten words or less: (add your own)
Sherlock: Goodbye, John.
Avengers: You can't kill me, I know, I've tried!
Thor: I could have done it, Father!
Captain America: I had a date.
Hunger Games: Real.
Harry Potter: Always.
Avatar the Last Airbender: Leaves from the vine
TFIOS: Okay.
Doctor Who: I don't want to go!
Doctor Who: I was gonna be with you....forever.
Sherlock: Don't... be... dead.
Heroes: Then do it. Do it! Kill me!
Star Trek: I have been, and always will be, your friend.
Doctor Who: If it's my last chance to say it: Rose Tyler-
Torchwood: Ianto, don't go. Don't leave me, please.
House: I need you to tell me you love me.
Sherlock: I was so alone and I owe you so much.
House: If you die, I'm alone.
Doctor Who: I only have 'til the rain stops.
Silmarillion: trod into the mire of his blood
Lord of the Rings: I can't recall the taste of strawberries...
Lord of the Rings: My brother, my captain, my King.
Doctor Who: Binary binary binary binary binary...I'm fine!
Lord of the Rings: Go home, Sam.
Firefly: I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
Harry Potter: How ya' feelin', Freddy?
Doctor Who: I just wanted to say- Hello. Hello, Doctor.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The hardest thing in this world... is to live.
Buffy the Vampier Slayer (Spike): There's only one thing I've ever been sure of -- you.
Warehouse 13: I smell apples..
Game of Thrones: The next time we see each other we'll talk about your mother
Doctor who: Alive
Mass Effect: Scientist Salarian
Mass Effect: Kalahira, mistress of inscrutable depths, I ask forgiveness
Mass Effect: Don't leave me behind!
Mass Effect: I *have* a home!
Mass Effect: I want more time
Avatar The Last Airbender: I guess this means we'll always be together!
Portal 2: Am I being too VAGUE?
A Dance with Dragons: For the Watch!
Final Fantasy: sorry I couldn't show you Zanarkand
Mass Effect: It all seemed harmless..
Mass Effect: You'll never be alone.
Avatar The Last Airbender: Boomerang's not coming back...this is it.
Sherlock: I was so alone, and I owe you so much.
Avatar The Last Airbender (tLoK): His time in this world has come to an end.
LOK: That lady is my hero.
LOK: My grandfather would trust the Avatar's instinct.
LOK: My brother and many of my friends are gone.
LOK: Whatever happens to me, don't turn back
Tangled: