When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.
This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.
i should have gone into chemistry bc today i managed to make rice, seaweed, egg, and soy sauce taste like cheddar macaroni and cheese
it’s been almost 24 hours and i’m still confused as to how this happened
The egg and soy sauce would lend fat and salt, respectively. You can make scrambled eggs taste like cheese very easily. The seaweed (I’m using experience with kombu, but the general flavor is pretty consistent.) probably gave the dish a sort of musty, savory flavor. The flavor of the rice could easily be covered up by the above. Voilà, mac and cheese for the lactose intolerant.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
IM NOT A MUGGLE
Okay, I’ll bite.
The Sum of All Evil by The Chapman Brothers
I wonder if anyone else thought of “The Brothers Chaps,” at first…
Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
mercury is the best
omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???
You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.
reblogging for the pee frisbee
pee frisbee omg
you guys kinda went nuts over the first one so here’s another!
(I couldn’t find a babs pic from the show off of google so I got a picture from the Peopleofmotorcity tumblr ;u;)
I gone and given myself mind-cancer. I was thinking of how I want to make the flamesaw staff from Motorcity. I then realized that it would be pretty awesome to get a pic of it with a Kanaya cosplayer. My brain then crossed the streams into some crazyshit au with the trolls heading different gangs. Kanaya replacing Mike, Feferi replacing The Duke, I can’t decide whether Eridan would be #2 or Rayon. Equius could be Texas because STRONG, but I don’t think that the cockiness would fit. That’s not even getting into the kids, the pre-scratch trolls or carapacians. Gamzee would be with the Terras, Fef might actually replace Kaia. This would kinda fit if it were similar to Hemostuck. That would also free up the Duke to be Eridan…
All in all, this has a lot of potential to be great or really awful.